this morning i went to the doctor as i couldnt take the coughing spell anyway. it's making me hard to fall asleep with the constant coughing. anyway i kinda kinda suspect the doctor's qualification. here goes..

i stayed over at d@ddy's place so naturally, i went to the doctor near his place.

nurse : Morning, how can i help you?

}iNg : i wanna see the doctor..

nurse : do you have a record here?

|iNg : *shook head*

nurse : okay do you have ur IC with you..(without waiting for me to answer, she continued) or you din bring it along with you?

|iNg : *presented her my IC*

nurse : (look at my address and pointed to it) is this your old address? are you staying in woodlands now?

|iNg : nope.. that is my address i am staying at bukit panjang..

then came the doctor's part

doc : where is petir rd?

|iNg : bukit panjang

doc : oh so you are now staying at woodlands or bukit panjang?

|iNg : bukit panjang

doc : oh then how come you are at woodlands? whose hse

|iNg : my bf.

doc : oh i see..so are you a singaporean?

|iNg : yes

doc : so are you working or studying?

|iNg : studying

doc : oh studying at which institution?

|iNg : SIM

doc : so are you working any part time at all?

|iNg : no

i did not declare my tuition bcos i suppose he will continue to ask oh how many students do i have? wat level? wat rate? i am like.. did i enter the wrong room? why so much interrogation?

doc : ok so where are you unwell?

|iNg : (FINALLY!!!)sore throat with dry coughing.. sometimes i feel q warm as if i am having slight fever but most of the time, my temperature feels ok

and so he went on to take my temperature, to see my throat and to check my heart beat blah blah blah

doc : ok i will prescribe you medicine for fever, cough, sore throat

|iNg : oh i have fever? wats the temperature?

doc : oh no u dun have fever, but u say u feel warm so i...

|iNg : (looking at him sternly) HUH! WAT!

doc : oh okok i cancel away the fever medicine

wat a doc..